Juliet jokes

When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

THIS IS A RHYME

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.

Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,

and they had a little fun.

Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.