Global issues jokes
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.