Global issues jokes

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

how to solve world hunger and over population?

Cannibalism.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?

Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.

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In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.