Global issues jokes

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

how to solve world hunger and over population?

Cannibalism.

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.