Global health jokes

What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?

Covid.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.

Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.

Patient: It runs in the family.

Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.