knock knock who's there banana banana who knock knock who's there banana banana who knock knock who's there orange orange who orange you glad i did not say banana ha ha
Glad to present you wood clock https://olegon.ru/clock/
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good. Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
"Wanna hear a joke?" "Sure." "You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over." "That was pretty DAD."
what did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
aaron and ben meet on grinder [they have a drink and have sex they wake up in the morning in bed aaron says im so glad i got it out ben relys what oh just the HIV
i glad stephen hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
