I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Boy : “My heart MELTS for you.” Girl : “OMG, are you okay?!?!?!” Boy : “Yeah, why?” Girl : “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
A special quote : “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
Girl has small balls
Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
I said to the emo girl she gets jealous every time her phone dies.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl? The emo girl still bleeds.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
