Gilding jokes

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.