How to Be a Sigma

if you can teach me how to be a sigma, first, what is a sigma

Someone who is body-builded, has a great jawline, and an Gigachad like me. 🗿

but what is sigma

I already explained.

you are wrong

that isn't sigma

Σ

σ

those are sigmas

Alright smartass.

*nerd

🤓

yup

Get out 💀

who?

GET YOUR GIGACHAD ASS OUT

hi madi

No.

YES.

YOU GOT NO FUCKIN MEWING STREAK

I made this post, so no.

U GOT A FUCKIN DOUBLE CHIN STREAK

Womp womp

well, she's like a mod intern so u gotta listen to her

Ehhhhh

i guess 💀

I thought someone else is a mod.

most of the mods are off

Well they aren't here Buddy

He has a sword-knife on his pfp.

NO.

DAGGER WAS DEMODDED

💀

He got hella mad

Oh yes, Dagger. The goat of the site.

yeah, he's the goat if you have a twisted mind

Dagger weird as fuck 💀

HE USED TO BE CHILL AFTER HE WAS FINALLY getting a bit nicer

power just got the best of him

but once all the shit started he got all defensive and angry and blah blah blah while cussing everyone out

i probably didn't help

SHIT ME EITHER LMFAO

I MADE FUN 😭✋

Matt is a the king of the site.

well, ig

He's barely on here but he's chill

kind of

he never answers our emails 💀

I heard others mods of the site.

Like Jake, God, Imwithstupid, and Stayathome.

madi, do you think that jake will ever come back here?

chat?

Oh mb

erm

probably not

He likes me more than y'all HA

oh. that's unfortunate

Maybe in the future

he still tolerates us

I heard there's some pedophiles in this site as well. Like Ashton, EDP445, and Language Simp.

ill ask him once he's done eating

language simp and ashton have been disproved

along with me

There's also trolls on this site.

NO ASHTON WAZS WEIRD ASF-

Kill yourself Bitchachad

wsp rb

PFFFFF

Like Opal, AG, RapBoat, and probably everyone else.

Ahuh

yeah, but he still technically disproved himself

Shut the fuck up, at least one of those users you listed are actually smart and cool

I guessss

ur right. opal can be pretty cool

Hell no

Shut the fuck up "BOOTY$MACKA". All you do is smacks every girls' booty, and you're an fucking incel.

Never messed with me.

💀💀💀

Yeah I smack ass every day, that’s the OPPOSITE of an incel…

Bro thinks he's him 💀

Still an incel.

most people don;t want to be smacked in the ass

"Never mess with me guys or ill use my ultimate gigachad powers grrr 👹👹"

Well not from YOU, you probably know that from experience

Aren't you a boy?

But when a female sees me she instinctevly pops that rear out

GET YOUR MAIN CHARACTER ASS OUT

No girls like to be slapped by the ass without consent

if your just some random dude your gonna get your ass dropped by a girl 💀

Nah, RapBoat is.

Sike!!

Especially if she's Latina bro

yeah

yeah, because she's retching after she saw your face and so she's bending over

Yeah but whenever I come into close proximity with a female she always sticks that ass out and hints for me to go to work

Nu uh

........WHAT FEMALES?..

I mean, she's Leo.

Well all of them… lmao

females that are having an extreme gag reflex

um, no she ain't

Well it’s easy to test THAT out…

im not a female, but im still having a gag reflex whenever i talk to you

technically, i am half female

so...

WHAT

So you're trans?

genetics

Intersex??

Bitch wtf

why'd those emojis pop up 😭

I MEANT TO CHOOSE ONE WTF 👹👹👹

How to are u both genders

my mommy (Xx) + my daddy (xY) = me XY

💀

see?

For a nerd you’re pretty fucking stupid

👁👅👁

😑

does the math not work out?

NO?

DO U HAVE A DICK?

yeah

i am biologically male

OK SO UR A MAN

NOT A WOMAN

tho i do have mammary glands

Cosmo this is why your deaf

im

not

deaf

get it right

Deaf

in

one

ear

get it right

COSMO.

im not yet deaf

im hearing impaired

STILL HALF DEAF

my right ear still detects sound

not as good though

but its still not death

*deaf

DEAG

deaf

hearing impaired ≠ deaf

I'm matching your logic

anyways I'm out

bye 👁👅👁

New favorite emoji istg

uh

my logic derives from the fact that I am directly genetetically derived from a female

AG we know it's you lmao 😂 you're not fooling anybody with that peanut built ass

A sigma male has a solidarity mindset, often quit strong and quiet

Wtf why is giga chad even a thing💀

Me and Blach are sigma males AG and Cosmo are ligma males

Oh nice then

ye i know, i just doing this for fun

wtf are you a thing?

nigga stfu, sigma males are fucking cringe

Cringe like you nigga don’t talk

huh

i can talk, get out of my site, or else i will ban you

Im black bro💀what do you mean I’m not even saying that for like excuses

Say's the one with the Strawberry Shortcake pfp. 💀

A Strawberry shortcake pfp is wild💀💀💀

Bro don’t say the n word either way it’s still rude no matter what

Facts.

lol

anyways

Yeah I’m I know the strawberries girl because she used to be my friend a few years ago and we had a fight other some bitch and after that we stopped talking

My mother is more of a gigachad than you

But you don't have a mom.

Woooow so original

im alr sigma

gigachad included

wsp ethan

Strawberry perfumes smell so good

That’s true

I bet strawberries watch Hazbin Hotel.