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Hyperpolyglot Troll

Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! Ok for real this time, I'm actually not a pedo. This is just a troll account me and my friend made for shits and giggles.

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Who would like to talk intelligently about languages with me?

Would anyone like to discuss linguistics or Ancient Albanian Sign Language (AASL)?

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ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡

Language Simp, truth or dare?

Truth

ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡

Are you Cosmo?

No! Why would I be that nerdy Arizonan foul creature?

ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡

It's obvious.

Look at Cosmo's posts. We talk very different. Please stop harassing me or I'll tell the language police on you! Are you scared yet, AG? Or should I say Adrian Gorges?

ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1xrMw2iJUjU48bJNm-sp0_0zCxQ8Gq-Ph14qndoSmKlk/edit?usp=drivesdk

I saw it. Very fake images indeed!

Language Simp

Look at Cosmo's posts. We talk very different. Please stop harassing me or I'll tell the language police on you! Are you scared yet, AG? Or should I say Adrian Gorges?

Don't act like you're even better. But, I had to go now since having pointless arguments is not my thing. I will leave this note here, Cya.

ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡

Don't act like you're even better. But, I had to go now since having pointless arguments is not my thing. I will leave this note here, Cya.

PLEASE TALK TO ME IM DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION

ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡

Are you Cosmo?

bruh

i know who language simp is

Language Simp

No! Why would I be that nerdy Arizonan foul creature?

HEY!

Language Simp

Look at Cosmo's posts. We talk very different. Please stop harassing me or I'll tell the language police on you! Are you scared yet, AG? Or should I say Adrian Gorges?

it ain't ag