Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! Ok for real this time, I'm actually not a pedo. This is just a troll account me and my friend made for shits and giggles.
Dagger 2
Naw Really!?!?!?!?
Language Simp
Who would like to talk intelligently about languages with me?
Dagger 2
Language Simp, truth or dare?
Language Simp
Would anyone like to discuss linguistics or Ancient Albanian Sign Language (AASL)?
Language Simp
Truth
Dagger 2
Are you Cosmo?
Dagger 2
Tell me the truth.
Language Simp
No! Why would I be that nerdy Arizonan foul creature?
Dagger 2
It's obvious.
Dagger 2
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1xrMw2iJUjU48bJNm-sp0_0zCxQ8Gq-Ph14qndoSmKlk/edit?usp=drivesdk
Language Simp
Look at Cosmo's posts. We talk very different. Please stop harassing me or I'll tell the language police on you! Are you scared yet, AG? Or should I say Adrian Gorges?
Language Simp
I saw it. Very fake images indeed!
Language Simp
Hello! Anyone still there?
Dagger 2
Don't act like you're even better. But, I had to go now since having pointless arguments is not my thing. I will leave this note here, Cya.
Language Simp
PLEASE TALK TO ME IM DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION
Addi 🎀
Uh.
Anonymous
No fucking way.
Anonymous
bruh
Anonymous
i know who language simp is
Anonymous
HEY!
Anonymous
it ain't ag