Get High Jokes

Why do dwarfs do drugs?

To get high.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

What do you call a disabled person who gets high?

Baked potato.

How do fish get high?

Because they eat seaweed.

What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.

When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?

What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

They both get high.

My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.

I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.

The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"

That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.

A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.

And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"

And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?

When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?

Climb high, climb far,

Get high, get far.