Gay Man jokes
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
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What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋