Galbraith jokes
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
Turns out Christopher was adopted.