Fun Guy jokes
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."