The first time you have have to do a full body workout in
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Q- What do you call a shed full of black fellas. A- Retired Farming Machinery
Osama be like: fuck boys runway is full better use this tower
Whatโs long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
What do call a pool full of balck kids . Baths bomb
What has 30 legs but can't swim? A bus full of children!
What's long, hard and full of Semen ?
Answer: Me
Why do we call it dead bodies? Nobody says alive bodies! like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG ITS FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones tho." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on husband, help me with the bodies." If its a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Why can orphans not play bingo
Because they can't get a full house
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people? A cabbage patch.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
Their both full of child groomers
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