How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus? God fucked her
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for 20$ an hour.
Voting is like doing a group project in school
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up
Homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge
A homeless man is walking along a road, and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.
"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"
"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.
"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"
"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.
"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."
TAOST YOU DIDNT SUBMIT IT YOU FUCK
Why are day dudes so rude...
Because their fucking ass holes