My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
my friend josh made a joke about liams hairline even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey......if they were white
My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
My friend: I want to cut myself. Me: No don’t do that. *hands lighter* do this instead.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes they said they will stop soon
my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
what do you call my friends... SHORT
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
