why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL
Why couldn't sally open the fridge
Because she had no arms
Is your fridge running?
Why yes it is!
Then you better go catch it
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
why did gemma fall off her bike? she got hit by a fridge
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Yo mama's like a fridge she breaks down when she loses her cool
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. -- I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
