Friday night jokes
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
Who would've known?
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.