Friday night jokes
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Memes
Who would've known?
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.