Friday night jokes

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?

Museum girl: Committing suicide.

Allan: What about Friday night?

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"