Fresh air jokes

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.

Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱

One day, there are friends having fun.

Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

And they all agree.

Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?

To keep all the vegetables fresh.

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.

What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."