Forhead jokes

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

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You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

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Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.