Forhead jokes

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

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Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

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You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.