Forhead jokes

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Roast

You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏

Mine never stops.

Jelianis' forehead😈

How do you see past that forehead?