Forhead jokes
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
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Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
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You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
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I'M GAY AND A FATASS AND THE TERRORIST IS THE BEST PERSON WHO HAS EVER EXISTED AND SHE DESERVES ALL THE POPEYES IN THE WHOLE WORLD BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST TERRORIST I KNOW. I'M SUCH A FUCKING LOSER AND I DESERVE TO GET A "L" TATOOED ON MY BIG ASS FORHEAD TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS I AM