Food service jokes

Little Johnny is a trucker. He stops at a bar. Johnny sees a sign that says, "Hamburgers for two dollars, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars." He walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" She replies, "Yes, that's me." Johnny says, "Well, can you wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger?"

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

McDonald's worker: Order, order!

Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

Where do leg amputees go to buy a car? IHOP