Food service jokes

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

McDonald's worker: Order, order!

Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?

IHOP