Flying Saucer jokes

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.