Flyer jokes

What do you call a bird with no wings?

A no flyer.

What can fly underwater?

A mosquito in a submarine.

What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?

They both be flying??

Desmend: FLY

Draco: FLY

Me: DIE

What can fly?

Bird.

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.