Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
