Flow

Flow Jokes

Lady

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Hook

Why do rappers make terrible pirates?

Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!

Wife

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.

Rapper

Why did the rapper sit on the stool?

Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!

Lady

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a pilot?

Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?

Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.

Rapper

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?

Because he was too loud with his FLOW.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always well-dressed?

Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always so confident?

Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!