Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom. Because it was so poopy.
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast.
I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The ...bastard.....used .....coins"
Me: which wifi are we Coworker: should be floor 89 Me: what about flight 104 Coworker: oh crap
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142 floor during 9/11? The 143 floor.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an apple store? Because they don`t have windows. 🤢 🤣
Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking up😂😂😂😆😆😆
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor