Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Science flew us to the moon. Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
