Flew jokes

An African man visits his friend in the US.

“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”

“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.

“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”

Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?

He flew up!