Flashiness jokes

A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.