Bling jokes
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."