Bling jokes
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.