Bling jokes

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,

You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫

Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.