First Time jokes

A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."

The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"

The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

Because it was Luke warm.