Hydrant jokes
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Memes
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.