Hydrant

Hydrant Jokes

H2O

On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.

Redneck

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

Fireman

There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:

"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."

Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"

The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"