Hydrant Jokes

On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.

The image shows a grid of four pictures. The first picture is of a red hydrant box secured by metal railings. The text on the hydrant is in Chinese and English: "消防栓" and "HYDRANT". The second is of a black railing balcony with no entrance to it. The third picture is of a gray furry creature with a tear on its cheek. The last is a picture of a plate with silverware including a spoon, fork, and knife with rope handles.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:

"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."

Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"

The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

Hydrant Jokes

H2O

Balcony

Redneck

Fireman