Felt jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!