Felt jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It just felt like it.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!

One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.

Q: Have you ever felt a window?

A: Did you feel the pane?

How did I know where you would go next?

Oh, I felt it in my bones!