Federal jokes

Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.

All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.

What was the difference between the Federal Republic of Germany and the German Democratic Republic?

Federal Republic: The harder you work, the more you get.

Democratic Republic: The harder you work, the firmer the handshake and nothing else.

What do the initials FEMA stand for?

Federal Erection Management Agency.

What do the initials FBI stand for?

Federal Bureau of Idiots.