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Orphan

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

Song

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?

"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!

Food

What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?

WiFi chips or his shoulder?

Rapper

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

Community

Okay so My brother found out I wanted to...yk, but ye, So He made do 100 reasons on why I wanted to, after I did tht we went outside started a fire and burn the papers, and we screamed our lungs out, then we had a 4 hour talk, bout how he wanted me to be 197433247808x better than my mom and granma, then he gave me a list of reasons why I should stay (which btw was 200 reasons) Last night was one of the best nights ev… Read more