Fatigue jokes

Car

  • If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

    I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.

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  • Pacer Test

  • The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

    Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.

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  • Banker

  • I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

    Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

    Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).

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