Fatigue jokes

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).

Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.

Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴

Why did the bike fall over?

'Cause it was wheely tired.

What did the explorer say when he got tired?

I'm gonna take a map.

Me: Mom, I'm tired.

Mom: "Then go to sleep."

Me: No, you don't understand-

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))