Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Fat Jokes
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
