Fast and the Furious jokes

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?

He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.

What is stronger than family?

The tree Paul Walker hit.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.