Fascism jokes
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
My granddad killed Hitler.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Nosy.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Heil Kyle!
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What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.