Farm equipment jokes
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.