What does the f in orphan stand for- FAMILYšš *ITS DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say āuhh actually this is our family reunionā WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
did you know that the F in orphan means family? theres no f in orphan-? exactly.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump Thatās right heās at my house and heās building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami wonāt let him so she was Walled alive
Yo everyone! My sis is pregnantš, Iām gonna be a dad!
what movie do all orphans find relatable? Spiderman no way home.
So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."
what do spider-Man in orphans have in common Thereās no way home
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, itās because Adam and Eve were brought down by god and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made. Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol manās hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
Itās not like they could tell their parents.
Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dadās in the kitchen! Your momās husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now Iām inlove
Why was the orphan stupid
:because his parents couldn't guide him
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Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did
My dadās nickname for me is āTigerā
Now, my wrists look like a tiger
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."