
Family Name jokes
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
The F in orphan stands for family.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"