Family Name jokes

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.

GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

What do you call a child with no family?

Names.

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

The F in orphan stands for family.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"