Facial Hair memes
When I went to the barber store, I got new mustache
Jokes
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.

