What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
“My beard actually connects” “like the connection u never had with your father”
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
