Facial Hair jokes

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?

A pistachio.

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

What do you call a cow's facial hair?

A moostache.

What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?

I moustache you a question.

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

Sir, I mustache you a question...

Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.