Existential crisis jokes

My friend is a pimp.

I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

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Why doesn't my egg want to crack?

Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My life.