Existential crisis jokes

My friend is a pimp.

I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My life.