Existential crisis jokes

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My life.

My friend is a pimp.

I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?

Me: I have lost it.

Random: Lost what?

Me: My will to live.

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T