Eulogy jokes
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"