Eulogy jokes
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"