Eulogy jokes

What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.

This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"

"Of course," she says.

The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"

The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.