Esophagus jokes
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
Community talk
I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates
Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more