My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
You mama so fat she was mistaken for Eric cart man form South Park
I used to have a son. But he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
we sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave eric and dylan a shortcut
hi Eric le
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
Friend: Eric, spell mouse. Eric: M O U S. Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?