Epileptic kid jokes

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

A blender.

What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?

An earthquake.

What do you call an epileptic kid?

Little Seizures.

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.